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Dayd of our hives - A bee story There once were a colony of bees living happily They made honey all day and night as a family The honey was well known around the forest Their sweet delight was always the purest After taking the last batch of honey to market A traveling bear named Fred began to vomit A salesman of the honey asked what from Fred said it was right after he sampled some The salesman was confused and so very upset He guaranteed Fred an answer , but don't fret The bee packed all the honey up and flew home After returning to the hive all he did was moan The queen heard him and asked if he was okay Buzz the salesman shook his head and said nay Our honey resulted in someones upset stomach The queen bee replied never again that's a fact The bee ordered a complete operation overhaul She wanted an answer to get nest by nightfall The whole hive was reviewed and reported back Buzz came to her with good news and some bad He said I'll tell you the bad news first I guess The bad news, one of our workers is not the best The queen wanted to know which bee it was He hesitated , but then whispered it's me Buzz The queen was shocked and in awe, but how It's crazy but I was drunk one night with a cow But I'd be damned but that cow dared me to do it She said sit on those dead wilted flowers a little bit There must have been some pollen still but was bad I was too drunk but I mixed it with ours we had That whole batch was tainted with overdue pollen The queen wasn't mad and decided to give him a pardon She said we all make mistakes once or twice in life That's just how it happened on Days of our hives ©Schizology Days of our hives - A bee story #bees #story #poem✍🧡🧡💛

Dayd of our hives - A bee story There once were a colony of bees living happily They made honey all day and night as a family The honey was well known around the forest Their sweet delight was always the purest After taking the last batch of honey to market A traveling bear named Fred began to vomit A salesman of the honey asked what from Fred said it was right after he sampled some The salesman was confused and so very upset He guaranteed Fred an answer , but don't fret The bee packed all the honey up and flew home After returning to the hive all he did was moan The queen heard him and asked if he was okay Buzz the salesman shook his head and said nay Our honey resulted in someones upset stomach The queen bee replied never again that's a fact The bee ordered a complete operation overhaul She wanted an answer to get nest by nightfall The whole hive was reviewed and reported back Buzz came to her with good news and some bad He said I'll tell you the bad news first I guess The bad news, one of our workers is not the best The queen wanted to know which bee it was He hesitated , but then whispered it's me Buzz The queen was shocked and in awe, but how It's crazy but I was drunk one night with a cow But I'd be damned but that cow dared me to do it She said sit on those dead wilted flowers a little bit There must have been some pollen still but was bad I was too drunk but I mixed it with ours we had That whole batch was tainted with overdue pollen The queen wasn't mad and decided to give him a pardon She said we all make mistakes once or twice in life That's just how it happened on Days of our hives ©Schizology Days of our hives - A bee story #bees #story #poem✍🧡🧡💛

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Applebeesauce There's these bees That frequent some trees Unlike regular bees These are apple trees They harvest apple juice From the best they choose And make apple bee sauce They are called Apple bees cause, They make apple sauce And they make lots But with honey apples They find on their travels They collect honey apple juice From the trees that are loose Then bring it to back to the nest Honey applebeesauce is the best A fictional poem. I asked a friend for A topic and she said applebeesauce This is what I wrote ©Schizology Applebeesauce #bees #sauce #Inspiration

Applebeesauce There's these bees That frequent some trees Unlike regular bees These are apple trees They harvest apple juice From the best they choose And make apple bee sauce They are called Apple bees cause, They make apple sauce And they make lots But with honey apples They find on their travels They collect honey apple juice From the trees that are loose Then bring it to back to the nest Honey applebeesauce is the best A fictional poem. I asked a friend for A topic and she said applebeesauce This is what I wrote ©Schizology Applebeesauce #bees #sauce #Inspiration