Interviewer: Do you believe in atmanirbhar bharat??? How will you achieve it???
Cong-ratss: Yes, we've our plan and a special machine ready for that. But firstly, we need to shit on that seat.
Interviewer: Can you give a glimpse of our plan???
Cong-ratss: No, we usually don't say our master-plans in open public.
*sir, plan bata do. VOTES milege ;) #yqbaba#pennpopcorn#yqdnd#penthedissentcontest#askyourneta#writinggame#collabbyhm