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Anuj Jain

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You think that the Public is stupid Question 1: Mr.Blabbermouth of late your beard started resembling that of a maulvi, is it consciously so? Answer 2: I have a very old relationship with beards. When I was a kid i used to take maize hair and make a fool of myself. The same habit continues. Question 2: Why no new gig for Corona? Answer 2 : The Thali was a huge success, The idiot Doctors are unable to raise objections now. Not that anyone can. Hahaha. But wait will ask the Army to dance for the businessmen one of these days. That

You think that the Public is stupid Question 1: Mr.Blabbermouth of late your beard started resembling that of a maulvi, is it consciously so? Answer 2: I have a very old relationship with beards. When I was a kid i used to take maize hair and make a fool of myself. The same habit continues. Question 2: Why no new gig for Corona? Answer 2 : The Thali was a huge success, The idiot Doctors are unable to raise objections now. Not that anyone can. Hahaha. But wait will ask the Army to dance for the businessmen one of these days. That

Vidhi Vishwas

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I'll provide education in each part of the country so that everyone is employed... Employment without vacancy... How is this possible? -Vidhi Vishwas Hello Writers! ❤️ How’s it going so far? We hope the first challenge of 'Pen the Dissent' contest had you shuffling and replaying to its beat. 😁😁 Here’s comes the second one! Brace up! 🔶 You are the Common Man - The Power House of the Democracy of our dear country, India! 🔶 Put yourself in the shoes of a talk show host and interview you favourite neta (politician) today! 😃

I'll provide education in each part of the country so that everyone is employed... Employment without vacancy... How is this possible? -Vidhi Vishwas Hello Writers! ❤️ How’s it going so far? We hope the first challenge of 'Pen the Dissent' contest had you shuffling and replaying to its beat. 😁😁 Here’s comes the second one! Brace up! 🔶 You are the Common Man - The Power House of the Democracy of our dear country, India! 🔶 Put yourself in the shoes of a talk show host and interview you favourite neta (politician) today! 😃

Het Modi

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Yes, we've our plan and a special machine ready for that. But firstly, we need to sit on that seat. Do you believe in atmanirbhar bharat??? How will you achieve it?? Interviewer: Do you believe in atmanirbhar bharat??? How will you achieve it??? Cong-ratss: Yes, we've our plan and a special machine ready for that. But firstly, we need to shit on that seat. Interviewer: Can you give a glimpse of our plan??? Cong-ratss: No, we usually don't say our master-plans in open public. *sir, plan bata do. VOTES milege ;)

Yes, we've our plan and a special machine ready for that. But firstly, we need to sit on that seat. Do you believe in atmanirbhar bharat??? How will you achieve it?? Interviewer: Do you believe in atmanirbhar bharat??? How will you achieve it??? Cong-ratss: Yes, we've our plan and a special machine ready for that. But firstly, we need to shit on that seat. Interviewer: Can you give a glimpse of our plan??? Cong-ratss: No, we usually don't say our master-plans in open public. *sir, plan bata do. VOTES milege ;)

hansmeet kour

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ऊ oooooo विकास का तो हम 'एनकाउंटर' करवा दिए..! जिस विकास के नाम पर वोट कमाए वह विकास कब आएगा..? Hello Writero! ❤️ How’s it going so far? We hope the first challenge of 'Pen the Dissent' contest had you shuffling and replaying to its beat. 😁😁 Here’s comes the second one! Brace up! 🔶 You are the Common Man - The Power House of the Democracy of our dear country, India! 🔶 Put yourself in the shoes of a talk show host and interview you favourite neta (politician) today! 😃

ऊ oooooo विकास का तो हम 'एनकाउंटर' करवा दिए..! जिस विकास के नाम पर वोट कमाए वह विकास कब आएगा..? Hello Writero! ❤️ How’s it going so far? We hope the first challenge of 'Pen the Dissent' contest had you shuffling and replaying to its beat. 😁😁 Here’s comes the second one! Brace up! 🔶 You are the Common Man - The Power House of the Democracy of our dear country, India! 🔶 Put yourself in the shoes of a talk show host and interview you favourite neta (politician) today! 😃

Dr.Sameeksha Koundal🐾

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Hum sirf 3 chiz jante hai Cow,hindu or muslim Dholak ji..What about employment? 1.Hlo dholak ji welcome to our show? How you are feeling this is your first interview after coming out of jail? Dholak ji: arey I was falsely accused ..it was game of opposition. I'm innocent. You can see as soon as my government came my purity came in front of all 2. Ok dholak ji we all know about your purity 😀 now what are your further plans as you are elected as MLA? Dholak: I'm going to open cow sadans you know that cow is our mata..to protect her is our moto..I haven't attended my mother

Hum sirf 3 chiz jante hai Cow,hindu or muslim Dholak ji..What about employment? 1.Hlo dholak ji welcome to our show? How you are feeling this is your first interview after coming out of jail? Dholak ji: arey I was falsely accused ..it was game of opposition. I'm innocent. You can see as soon as my government came my purity came in front of all 2. Ok dholak ji we all know about your purity 😀 now what are your further plans as you are elected as MLA? Dholak: I'm going to open cow sadans you know that cow is our mata..to protect her is our moto..I haven't attended my mother

Namit Raturi

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कुर्सी पर बैठकर यह ख्याल आया,कि कोई ख्याल लिखा जाए, क्यों ना उन बडी कुर्सी वालों को भी एक सवाल लिखा जाए ? #yqbaba #yqdidi #twoliner #shayari #hindi #politics #askyourneta #random

कुर्सी पर बैठकर यह ख्याल आया,कि कोई ख्याल लिखा जाए, क्यों ना उन बडी कुर्सी वालों को भी एक सवाल लिखा जाए ? #yqbaba #yqdidi #twoliner #shayari #hindi #politics #askyourneta #random

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Hahhaha!!.. I think it's a good thing. Babuaaa.. Sir what do you think about "ghotala"? Interviewer: hello sir I am Dinesh tripathi🙏 Neta ji: to ka hum bhi de apna introduction. Interviewer: sir ,how are you feeling now? Neta ji: ary mahoday apna tabiyat ekdum tandrust hai, aap swaal kriy...

Hahhaha!!.. I think it's a good thing. Babuaaa.. Sir what do you think about "ghotala"? Interviewer: hello sir I am Dinesh tripathi🙏 Neta ji: to ka hum bhi de apna introduction. Interviewer: sir ,how are you feeling now? Neta ji: ary mahoday apna tabiyat ekdum tandrust hai, aap swaal kriy...

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Read full in caption. We are having a great personality today in front of us. He's the heir of the oldest national political party of the country. Interviewer: What do you think about the economy of the nation? Netaji: Our economy developed rapidly during the period of our government and see, now it is decreasing because of our PM and Coronavirus. PM didn't take care as he was busy spending money on Rafale Planes. Interviewer: But don't you think spending money on defence is very necessary?

Read full in caption. We are having a great personality today in front of us. He's the heir of the oldest national political party of the country. Interviewer: What do you think about the economy of the nation? Netaji: Our economy developed rapidly during the period of our government and see, now it is decreasing because of our PM and Coronavirus. PM didn't take care as he was busy spending money on Rafale Planes. Interviewer: But don't you think spending money on defence is very necessary?