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What does the teacher say when peas talk a lot in class? "Stop muttering." Haan haan, thik hai. It's after a looooong time #punpanapun 🙂 #humour #yqhumour #hoomar

What does the teacher say when peas talk a lot in class? "Stop muttering." Haan haan, thik hai. It's after a looooong time #punpanapun 🙂 #humour #yqhumour #hoomar

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Who calls it lice in head and not combination? lame, ik 👀 #lice_ki_bhi_life_hoti_hai phir se 🌚 #scar_remedy #punpanapun #humour #punchayat

Who calls it lice in head and not combination? lame, ik 👀 #lice_ki_bhi_life_hoti_hai phir se 🌚 #scar_remedy #punpanapun #humour #punchayat

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You know what? Lice cannot enter like that in your hair, they need a special license for it. Yes. For remedies from lice, kindly contact me at #lice_ki_bhi_life_hoti_hai 🌚 #scar_remedy #punpanapun #humour #punchayat

You know what? Lice cannot enter like that in your hair, they need a special license for it. Yes. For remedies from lice, kindly contact me at #lice_ki_bhi_life_hoti_hai 🌚 #scar_remedy #punpanapun #humour #punchayat

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Picnic *At School* Maths Sir : Are you radii? Me : Yes sir Maths Sir : Are you all radii? All : Radius sir! *In Bus* Sir : Aur kitna distance bacha hai? Me : Sir, diameter aur hai. Sir : Toh kab tak pahuchenge? Me ( sarcastically) : Circle hi pahuchenge ab toh. *Punishment : Give mathematics test on your way to picnic* Dekho bhai picnic 🌚 Vidhisha up for another picnic? ☺️ #gettingpunished Part 10 #scar_remedy #punpanapun

Picnic *At School* Maths Sir : Are you radii? Me : Yes sir Maths Sir : Are you all radii? All : Radius sir! *In Bus* Sir : Aur kitna distance bacha hai? Me : Sir, diameter aur hai. Sir : Toh kab tak pahuchenge? Me ( sarcastically) : Circle hi pahuchenge ab toh. *Punishment : Give mathematics test on your way to picnic* Dekho bhai picnic 🌚 Vidhisha up for another picnic? ☺️ #gettingpunished Part 10 #scar_remedy #punpanapun

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On a date : Ginny : What will you have ? Chocolate frogs, Bouillabaisse or Butter beer? Harry : Maggie ni hai? Ginny : Toh kya main Hagrid hoon? Chup chap batao kya khaoge. *Riddikulus* Here's something under #hinnyous 🌚 #IQ testing 👀 Ps. If you don't know who are Harry and Ginny, then there are enough potterheads on YQ to kill you. ☺️ #punpanapun #scar_remedy #hoomar

On a date : Ginny : What will you have ? Chocolate frogs, Bouillabaisse or Butter beer? Harry : Maggie ni hai? Ginny : Toh kya main Hagrid hoon? Chup chap batao kya khaoge. *Riddikulus* Here's something under #hinnyous 🌚 #IQ testing 👀 Ps. If you don't know who are Harry and Ginny, then there are enough potterheads on YQ to kill you. ☺️ #punpanapun #scar_remedy #hoomar

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Physics Class Ms. Niharika : What is meant by a dyne in CGS system? Me : A dyne is defined as a चुड़ैल per घोस्ट cube in the CGS System. *Punishment : Spend a night alone with Annabelle* me giving the reaction of ' 😌' to the teacher. teacher giving the reaction of ' 🙂' to me. #gettingpunished Part 7 Trickster ye dekho, ' 😌' ke nuksaan 🙂

Physics Class Ms. Niharika : What is meant by a dyne in CGS system? Me : A dyne is defined as a चुड़ैल per घोस्ट cube in the CGS System. *Punishment : Spend a night alone with Annabelle* me giving the reaction of ' 😌' to the teacher. teacher giving the reaction of ' 🙂' to me. #gettingpunished Part 7 Trickster ye dekho, ' 😌' ke nuksaan 🙂

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What is the study of varied types of witches called? 'Dynamics' crack it 🙂 #punpanapun #humour #yqhumour #hoomar

What is the study of varied types of witches called? 'Dynamics' crack it 🙂 #punpanapun #humour #yqhumour #hoomar

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Mathematics Class Mrs. Sujata : What is the value of pi? Me : Vaise toh meri pocket money khatam ho gyi. But, there's a good news, guess what? Mrs. Sujata ( irritated ) : What? Me : That bakery wale uncle knows me and I can bargain with him for your pie. *Punishment : No eating pies till graduation* Lame? That's me 😔 #gettingpunished Part 6 #punpanapun #humour #yqhumour

Mathematics Class Mrs. Sujata : What is the value of pi? Me : Vaise toh meri pocket money khatam ho gyi. But, there's a good news, guess what? Mrs. Sujata ( irritated ) : What? Me : That bakery wale uncle knows me and I can bargain with him for your pie. *Punishment : No eating pies till graduation* Lame? That's me 😔 #gettingpunished Part 6 #punpanapun #humour #yqhumour

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Why do men have to carry a rose with them on every date? - because the rose is mandatory. Is it funny? (^_-) Roses are man-date-ry you know 🌚 #rzpartnerpuns #punpanapun #rzblinddate #restzone #yqhumour #humour

Why do men have to carry a rose with them on every date? - because the rose is mandatory. Is it funny? (^_-) Roses are man-date-ry you know 🌚 #rzpartnerpuns #punpanapun #rzblinddate #restzone #yqhumour #humour

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After 2 years of breakup : He : I miss you purple. She : Damn! You don't even remember that my favourite colour is black not purple. *Arrested* He misses her *per pal* ^_^ #restzone #yqhumour #humour #punpanapun #rzblinddate #rzpartnerpuns

After 2 years of breakup : He : I miss you purple. She : Damn! You don't even remember that my favourite colour is black not purple. *Arrested* He misses her *per pal* ^_^ #restzone #yqhumour #humour #punpanapun #rzblinddate #rzpartnerpuns