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Chitra Iyer

God made me awesomely beautiful, surprisingly smart and uniquely intelligent..

I wish I could become like 'me' 
😷 #yqbaba #beautiful #wisdom #witty #humour 

#chitshumour

Chitra Iyer

The X factor at play:
Well,the X chromosome in me is happy that:
I have something X..tra in me
I am X..tremely happy
I am X..cellent the way I am
I continue carrying an extra X with me sans any complaints
I am not only ordinary but X..traordinay too.

And finally it has gracefully n gratefully X..ccepted:
That it made me a complete woman without asking why n without the need of any Y.

I bow down to that Y which ensured I met my other half i.e. X.

love rules n overrules every other rule..

love the X in you..dear Y for only then you can love the X outside you 

💕 #yqbaba #humour #wisdom #witty #xtra #chromosomes 
Oh! Womaniya 

#chitshumour #chitswisdom

Neerja

(Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌) #ATewwfeelingsmeme #aestheticthoughts #yqbaba #witty #Humour #Meme #Funny #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Aesthetic Thoughts

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Someone : "I have started to feel for you! "

Me : "eww feelings"

Someone : "Ooo! माता पूरी बात सुन लो, started feeling hate for you..!  अब बोलो! "

Me (maintaining attitude): "Whatever it is, it is some feelings, so👇" 😌 🤷‍♀️ (Quote230) criticism welcomed (may be lame! 🤷‍♀️😌)
#ATewwfeelingsmeme  #aestheticthoughts
#yqbaba #witty #humour #meme #funny #YourQuoteAndMine
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Neerja

(Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" . Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #Dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला) wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना #yqbaba #YourQuoteAndMine #Meme #witty

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    Someone: "Oh, so still your complexion is black huh?
    रंग अभी तक खिला नहीं??"

    Me: First of all it's dusky! and whatever it is, it doesn't...

    Someone: Ahh, ये सब कहने की बातें है,
    How will you get boys for wedding know!?
    Well you know in my opinion, you should use..

    ME: (🖕 (I love me)...) (Quote172) It's sad that still complexion matters, that's the ground reality but seriously to the one who suggest all sort of remedies to become गोरा"🖕" .
Yeah to get 'glow' is another thing, I glow in my color #dusky #black #i_appreciate_fair too. I love me. 
Also that's good atleast people with that mindset (of गोरा- काला)  wouldn't come near me, negativity खुद ही दूर रहेगी, सही है ( हाँ aunty ji रख लिजीए अपना लड़का अपने पास 🙏 अपन को घंटा फरक नहीं पड़ता । हमारे माँ- बाप है आप बनने की कोशिश ना

Satish Chandra

#FreakySattyFunny #Punchayat #PapiPJ Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻 #Comic #yqdidi #witty #DoctorsLove

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Normal people - तुम दिल की धड़कन में, रहते हो, हाँ रहते हो।

Doctors - मेरे दिल के Right atrium और left ventricle से आने-जाने वाले blood के हर unit की कसम,
तुम ही इस दिल की pace maker हो। #FreakySattyFunny

#PunChayat

#PapiPJ 

Adding my part to the PunChayat and PapiPJ .😈😈👍🏻
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