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KARAN GUPTA

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Sneezing, coughing, burping, farting and yawning are all bad manners. "Pooh!" says the BREATHING, "I feel alone!" #yqbaba #alone #sneezing #coughing #burping #yawning #farting #breathing

Sneezing, coughing, burping, farting and yawning are all bad manners. "Pooh!" says the BREATHING, "I feel alone!" #yqbaba #alone #sneezing #coughing #burping #yawning #farting #breathing

Chitra Iyer

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I have almost gone deaf with the ruckus created by them so much so that the ears thankfully don't register my husband's loud incessant snoring. Well, the lady of the house puts her tv on full volume all day, her son ensures his music system blares even louder till late night, her husband enters the balcony farting loudly every 15 minutes prompting his daughter to guffaw loudly. Moreover they have a nasty pet dog who barks his head off and leaves his poo all over the building staircase. Can anything be more annoying than this? For a better read: My neighbour is so annoying that I have gone almost deaf with the ruckus created by them so much so that the ears thankfu

I have almost gone deaf with the ruckus created by them so much so that the ears thankfully don't register my husband's loud incessant snoring. Well, the lady of the house puts her tv on full volume all day, her son ensures his music system blares even louder till late night, her husband enters the balcony farting loudly every 15 minutes prompting his daughter to guffaw loudly. Moreover they have a nasty pet dog who barks his head off and leaves his poo all over the building staircase. Can anything be more annoying than this? For a better read: My neighbour is so annoying that I have gone almost deaf with the ruckus created by them so much so that the ears thankfu

Osho Jain

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These days I am not stable... My mind does to and fro movement like pendulum... Fluctuates like going to be fused bulb... Sometimes I delete contacts from phone... Very next moment, with the aid of truecaller I add deleted contacts to my call list... Sometimes I disagree with papa with aggressive arguments lacking respect and patient listening... Sometimes I argue with mammi and amma(grandma) domineering them under my trifle logic and irrelevant superiority. All of these things are making me repenting, frustrating and puzzling... Sometimes I eat junks all day by cooking daily by deteriorating my belly and my soul. Sometimes I criticise and backbite about papa to Mammi in his absence. Sometimes I say bad words to relatives and friends. Sometimes I talk about corrupt friends of my papa who have made their children doctor by paying bribed money. Sometimes I just find and seek demerits of my friends and relatives. Many times I remain puzzled and superstitious about not praying the god that my astrologer recommended or I can say prescribed me to get success in life very soon. Since I have cleared a certain exam after many years but pandemic has delayed everything including its joining. This delayed joining has made me once again very insecured about my life and many things... On other hand my parents are discussing about my

These days I am not stable... My mind does to and fro movement like pendulum... Fluctuates like going to be fused bulb... Sometimes I delete contacts from phone... Very next moment, with the aid of truecaller I add deleted contacts to my call list... Sometimes I disagree with papa with aggressive arguments lacking respect and patient listening... Sometimes I argue with mammi and amma(grandma) domineering them under my trifle logic and irrelevant superiority. All of these things are making me repenting, frustrating and puzzling... Sometimes I eat junks all day by cooking daily by deteriorating my belly and my soul. Sometimes I criticise and backbite about papa to Mammi in his absence. Sometimes I say bad words to relatives and friends. Sometimes I talk about corrupt friends of my papa who have made their children doctor by paying bribed money. Sometimes I just find and seek demerits of my friends and relatives. Many times I remain puzzled and superstitious about not praying the god that my astrologer recommended or I can say prescribed me to get success in life very soon. Since I have cleared a certain exam after many years but pandemic has delayed everything including its joining. This delayed joining has made me once again very insecured about my life and many things... On other hand my parents are discussing about my

Ramona Singh

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wotevah. the other half. i love wearing boots. feel empowered. very powerful. might be my taekwondo instinct. but i feel elated in boots, especially long ones. like,

wotevah. the other half. i love wearing boots. feel empowered. very powerful. might be my taekwondo instinct. but i feel elated in boots, especially long ones. like,

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~Prologue A PROMISE MADE ---------------------------- Aria and Noel, two neighbours, childhood acquaintances and best friends. They have known eac

~Prologue A PROMISE MADE ---------------------------- Aria and Noel, two neighbours, childhood acquaintances and best friends. They have known eac

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~Chapter 11 Catch up with all the previous chapters! Tap #AWUTS ! THE CALL, AND SOME CALLINGS -------------------------------------------------

~Chapter 11 Catch up with all the previous chapters! Tap #AWUTS ! THE CALL, AND SOME CALLINGS -------------------------------------------------