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Once a Bank Manager was travelling by train When the train started, He was traveling alone in the AC-I coach Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Manager was pleasantly Happy🙂 The lady kept smiling at him... This made him even more Happier ☺☺ Then she went and sat next to him.... he was bubbling with Joy😊😍🤗 She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear... "Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me , else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me" Manager stared blankly at her 🙄 He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I am sorry, I can not hear or speak... Please write on this paper whatever you want to say" The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! Banker took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket... got up and told her in clear tones... *Now shout & scream !!* Moral of the story : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT IN #ME TOO AGE.😜 #yqhumour #yqbaba #yqbhaijan #yqjokes #yqtales #yqquotes #metoo

Once a Bank Manager was travelling by train When the train started, He was traveling alone in the AC-I coach Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Manager was pleasantly Happy🙂 The lady kept smiling at him... This made him even more Happier ☺☺ Then she went and sat next to him.... he was bubbling with Joy😊😍🤗 She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear... "Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me , else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me" Manager stared blankly at her 🙄 He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I am sorry, I can not hear or speak... Please write on this paper whatever you want to say" The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! Banker took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket... got up and told her in clear tones... *Now shout & scream !!* Moral of the story : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT IN #ME TOO AGE.😜 #yqhumour #yqbaba #yqbhaijan #yqjokes #yqtales #yqquotes #metoo

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Master: Aaj tum der se kyu aayi ho? Ladki: master jii Raste me ek ladka mera peecha kar raha tha. Master: fir to tumhe or jaldi aa jaana chahiye tha? Ladki; Master jee wo Nalayak dheere dheere chal raha tha. 😝 #yqbaba #yqhumour #yqjokes #yqbhaijan #yqjoke

Master: Aaj tum der se kyu aayi ho? Ladki: master jii Raste me ek ladka mera peecha kar raha tha. Master: fir to tumhe or jaldi aa jaana chahiye tha? Ladki; Master jee wo Nalayak dheere dheere chal raha tha. 😝 #yqbaba #yqhumour #yqjokes #yqbhaijan #yqjoke

sanjay sheoran

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ये जो लड़कियाँ chat करते करते hmmm लिखने लगती हैं ना वास्तव में उसी को खून चूसना कहा गया है...$$!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂hmmmm😂😂😂😂😂 #yqdidi #jokes #yqjokes #yqquotes #sheoranshayari keerti srivastava

ये जो लड़कियाँ chat करते करते hmmm लिखने लगती हैं ना वास्तव में उसी को खून चूसना कहा गया है...$$!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂hmmmm😂😂😂😂😂 #yqdidi #jokes #yqjokes #yqquotes #sheoranshayari keerti srivastava

ರೇಣುಕೇಶ್ ಸದಾಶಿವಯ್ಯ

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ವೈದ್ಯ ದಾದಿ ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆ ಎಲ್ಲಿತನಕ ಕರೋನ ಹೊಗೋತನಕ..😀😀 #yqkannada #yqkanmani #yqjogi_kannada #yqjogi #yqbaba #yqdidi #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Deviprasad Purohith

ವೈದ್ಯ ದಾದಿ ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆ ಎಲ್ಲಿತನಕ ಕರೋನ ಹೊಗೋತನಕ..😀😀 #yqkannada #yqkanmani #yqjogi_kannada #yqjogi #yqbaba #yqdidi #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with Deviprasad Purohith

ರೇಣುಕೇಶ್ ಸದಾಶಿವಯ್ಯ

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ಜಾಹೀರಾತನ್ನಾದರೂ ಸಹಿಸ್ಕೋಬೋದು;ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಹೊಡೆಯುವಾಗ ಹೆಣ್ಣೇ (ಹೆಂಡತಿ) ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷವಾದರೆ ಸಹಿಸೋಕಾಗಲ್ಲ...!!!!😀😀😀 #yqkannada #yqjogi #yqquotes #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with ಸಾಲುಗಳ ಬೇಟೆಗಾರ..#geethanjali#ಜಾಹೀರಾತು 😑😜😜😜 Collaborating with Geethanjali

ಜಾಹೀರಾತನ್ನಾದರೂ ಸಹಿಸ್ಕೋಬೋದು;ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಹೊಡೆಯುವಾಗ ಹೆಣ್ಣೇ (ಹೆಂಡತಿ) ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷವಾದರೆ ಸಹಿಸೋಕಾಗಲ್ಲ...!!!!😀😀😀 #yqkannada #yqjogi #yqquotes #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with ಸಾಲುಗಳ ಬೇಟೆಗಾರ..#geethanjali#ಜಾಹೀರಾತು 😑😜😜😜 Collaborating with Geethanjali

Divyanshu Pathak

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किसी की कद्र की यूँ गलत फ़हमियाँ भी मत पालना।कॉमेंट्स और लाइक तो जरिया भर है जज्बातों को समझने का। 😄😄 मैंने तो ऐसे ही तुक जोड़ दिए हैं, सही है या ग़लत यह आप ही जाने । 😂😂😂😄😄 #yqdidi#bestyqhindiquotes#yqtales#yqthoughts#yqjokes#women13# #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with दीपिका प्रजापति 🇮🇳

किसी की कद्र की यूँ गलत फ़हमियाँ भी मत पालना।कॉमेंट्स और लाइक तो जरिया भर है जज्बातों को समझने का। 😄😄 मैंने तो ऐसे ही तुक जोड़ दिए हैं, सही है या ग़लत यह आप ही जाने । 😂😂😂😄😄 #yqdidi#bestyqhindiquotes#yqtales#yqthoughts#yqjokes#women13# #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with दीपिका प्रजापति 🇮🇳

DIVAKAR D

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ಕಾ - ಕಾಣದಂತೆ ಮನದಿಂದ ನ - ನಯನ ಮನೋಹರಿಯು ನ - ನಗುವನು ಕದ್ದ ಸುಂದರಿ ಕಾನನ #ಕನ್ನಡ #ಕನ್ನಡ_ಬರಹಗಳು #ಕನ್ನಡಬರಹ #yqmandya #yqjogikannada #yqjokes

ಕಾ - ಕಾಣದಂತೆ ಮನದಿಂದ ನ - ನಯನ ಮನೋಹರಿಯು ನ - ನಗುವನು ಕದ್ದ ಸುಂದರಿ ಕಾನನ #ಕನ್ನಡ #ಕನ್ನಡ_ಬರಹಗಳು #ಕನ್ನಡಬರಹ #yqmandya #yqjogikannada #yqjokes

DIVAKAR D

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ರೋಮಿಯೋ ತನ್ನ ರಮಣಿ ಜೂಲಿಯೆಟ್‌ಗಾಗಿ ಮಜ್ನುಗೆಂದು ಬರೆದ ಲೈಲಾ ಕವನಗಳನ್ನು ಕದ್ದ್ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗವ್ರಂತೆ... #ಲೈಲಾ_ಮಜ್ನು #ಕವನಗಳು #ಮುಗ್ಧಮನಸು #yqjogi #yqjogikannada #yqjogikannadaquotes #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with ಮುಗ್ಧ ಮನಸ್ಸು

ರೋಮಿಯೋ ತನ್ನ ರಮಣಿ ಜೂಲಿಯೆಟ್‌ಗಾಗಿ ಮಜ್ನುಗೆಂದು ಬರೆದ ಲೈಲಾ ಕವನಗಳನ್ನು ಕದ್ದ್ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗವ್ರಂತೆ... #ಲೈಲಾ_ಮಜ್ನು #ಕವನಗಳು #ಮುಗ್ಧಮನಸು #yqjogi #yqjogikannada #yqjogikannadaquotes #yqjokes #YourQuoteAndMine Collaborating with ಮುಗ್ಧ ಮನಸ್ಸು

DIVAKAR D

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ಭಕ್ತಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಭಯದ ಭಾವನೆಗಳೆ ದೇವರು ಮತ್ತು ದೆವ್ವಗಳ ಜನನ ಮನದಲಿ... ದೇವರು ಮತ್ತು ದೆವ್ವ ಎಂದರೇನು? ಉತ್ತರಿಸಿ #ದೇವರು #ಕನ್ನಡ #ಕನ್ನಡ_ಬರಹಗಳು #yqjokes #yqkannadaquotes #yqjogicollab #yqkannada

ಭಕ್ತಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಭಯದ ಭಾವನೆಗಳೆ ದೇವರು ಮತ್ತು ದೆವ್ವಗಳ ಜನನ ಮನದಲಿ... ದೇವರು ಮತ್ತು ದೆವ್ವ ಎಂದರೇನು? ಉತ್ತರಿಸಿ #ದೇವರು #ಕನ್ನಡ #ಕನ್ನಡ_ಬರಹಗಳು #yqjokes #yqkannadaquotes #yqjogicollab #yqkannada

Suditi Jha

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ऐसा है सुनो जिंदा हूं तो बात कर लिया करो मरने के बाद अगर मैने बात शुरू की ना तो तावीज बनवाते फिरोगे 😅 बात 😅 #qsstichonpic2049 #yqbaba #yqjokes #yqmeme #jokeoftheday #jokecollab #yqbaba #didiquote

ऐसा है सुनो जिंदा हूं तो बात कर लिया करो मरने के बाद अगर मैने बात शुरू की ना तो तावीज बनवाते फिरोगे 😅 बात 😅 #qsstichonpic2049 #yqbaba #yqjokes #yqmeme #jokeoftheday #jokecollab #yqbaba #didiquote